Halloween candy? Taxed. Every bite you try to sneak past Dad? Taxed.
The “Dad Tax” tee from ButtDuckers is a proud declaration of fatherhood’s most sacred (and delicious) right: skimming off the top. Whether it’s drive-thru fries, post-trick-or-treat loot, or just a sip of your soda that somehow disappears, this shirt says what every dad is thinking — you live under my roof, you pay in snacks.
Comfy, rugged, and perfect for grill duty, school runs, or stealing one more nugget when no one’s looking.
🦆🍟 ButtDuckers Dad Tax: We don’t make the rules. We just eat by them.
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