80 HOURS – TEE

80HRS a Week. Zero Chill. One Exit Strategy.

This ButtDuckers original is for the overworked, underpaid, and dangerously close to selling out — or in this case, cashing in on just one spicy photo from the missus. You bust your ass 80 hours a week, but let’s be real… one strategically lit butthole pic could have you both sipping margaritas in early retirement.

Soft, sarcastic, and absolutely not HR-approved, this tee is for the hard-working degenerates with a dream — and a wife who’s almost on board.

🦆💸 ButtDuckers 80HRS: Because the American dream is tired — and slightly perverted.