Round these parts, we don’t judge what you’re into… mostly ‘cause we’ve probably done it too. For the bold, the brave, and the legally bulletproof—this shirt says what everyone’s thinking. In Walker County, we don’t hide the weird, we file it under confidential. This shirt is your legal disclaimer in cotton form: we might be into some things, but he’s into worse… and he’s got a law degree.

Wear it to family reunions, court-ordered therapy, or for awkward glances at PTA meetings. One size fits all… even your weird uncle.

Walker County strong, baby.