Life’s full of tough calls—like knowin’ when to hit the gas and when to pull out before you’re buried deep. The Butt Duckers Anonymous Hooker Edition tee is made for those who love tearin’ through mud, kickin’ up dirt, and livin’ life wide open.

Crafted from ultra-soft, rugged fabric that holds up as well as your best recovery strap, this tee is perfect for off-roadin’, crackin’ beers, and tradin’ wild stories with the crew. Whether you’re behind the wheel or just enjoy gettin’ a little dirty, this shirt’s got your back—just don’t forget to pull out before it’s too late!