Not every pecker is straight, and that’s what makes ‘em special! The Butt Duckers Anonymous \”Crooked Pecker Club\” Hoodie is for those who embrace life’s quirks, laugh in the face of perfection, and know that a little crookedness just adds character. Featuring a tough-as-nails duck with a crooked beak, this hoodie is a badge of honor for all the misfits, mud lovers, and backroad legends who don’t give a quack about fitting in.

Made from ultra-soft, heavyweight fabric that’s warmer than a truck cab on a cold morning, this hoodie is perfect for late-night bonfires, backroad shenanigans, and making people do a double take when they read the name. Whether your pecker’s crooked, your sense of humor is twisted, or you just love a damn good hoodie, this one’s got your name written all over it.

Join the club, wear it proud, and remember—straight beaks are overrated.