Step aside, politics—this shirt’s got bigger cheeks to duck. The Butt Duckers Ain’t Political tee is for the proudly absurd, the joyfully rebellious, and those who know that life’s too short to take sides (except when dodging flying butts). Featuring the bold Butt Duckers Anonymous insignia and a declaration of glorious neutrality, this shirt lets everyone know you’re here for laughs, not debates.

Made from ultra-soft, pre-shrunk cotton with a unisex fit perfect for dodging drama and unexpected rump-related projectiles. Whether you’re duckin’ in the streets or just stirring up confusion at your next cookout, this is your go-to gear.