Butt Duckers Anonymous® Camo Athletic Shorts – “Hide the cheeks, unleash the freak.”
Built for movement, mischief, and questionable decisions, these camo-print athletic shorts are your go-to gear for duckin’ in the woods or clappin’ in the gym. Lightweight, breathable, and just short enough to raise eyebrows — they’re perfect for cardio, combat, or creeping through bushes you probably shouldn’t be in. You can try to hide, but with cheeks like these, the camo’s just for show.

Moisture-wicking | Stretch waistband | Not bulletproof, but definitely bootyproof.