Buttduckers “A.S.S.H.O.L.E” T-Shirt
(Authorized Society for Selective Harassment, Outbursts, Lying, and Excellence)

Finally, a shirt that spells it out—literally. The A.S.S.H.O.L.E tee is for the elite few who’ve mastered the art of not giving a damn while still looking damn good. Whether you’re roasting your friends, ghosting your ex, or just being the unapologetic menace you were born to be, this shirt is your uniform.