It all started in the shower.
Burney’s shower, to be exact.

Burney is an Army veteran and all-around dumbass with raging ADHD. So Burney is scrubbing away in the shower, so many things running through his neurodivergent brain.

He starts to think…

“I wonder who ducked my Jeep this morning? There’s some anonymous ducker out there. I wonder what ducks would look like if they had buttcheeks. Ducking would be way more fun if ducks had donks. Would it be called butt ducking then? Butt Ducking Anonymously. That’s it! I’m making ducks with cheeks.“

From there, it became his mission to spread cheeks around the world. But what fun would this task be if he didn’t have his best friend to enjoy the journey with him?

This is where we meet Casey.
Casey is the complete opposite of Burney.

Casey has spent years in law enforcement, he’s a very serious dude who really thinks things through before he makes a decision.

Typically, when Burney calls Casey with his hairbrained thoughts and ideas, Casey provides a logical explanation or talks Burney off the ledge from some dumbass antic or another.

But in this case, Casey laughed! A very rare feat! Casey also began to wonder what ducks would look like with butts.

Off to the store they went to purchase rubber ducks and modeling clay. Once they took a look at their monstrosity… errr, creation… they knew they had to start spreading those glorious rubber duck cheeks across the nation. And that my friends is the birth story of Butt Duckers Anonymous.